Date: Aug 16, 2002
Submitted By: *~*Jennifer*~*
These are some quotes that I thought were funny from the "Around The World" DVD!
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From "Around The World"
Aww, man, I ain't ready! -Nick not ready to go on the trip
Oh there's a big one, is that it? -AJ trying to find the jet
This is a big ass fricken plane! -AJ about the plane
Holy cow! -Brian about the plane (in a funny voice)
Well lets go, it's gettin' cold on my feet, c;mon lets go! -AJ wanting to get on the plane fast
BSB around the world! -Brian (in a funny voice again)
Perty bird! -Brian about the plane
We're goin' on a plane. This is the plane. We love the plane. -Nick about the plane
Holy crap it's a mansion that flies! -AJ about the plane
It's a fricken suite! -Kevin about the plane
It had a gigantic king size bed we were all fighting over, obviously. -Brian about the bed
We tried to keep our sections to ourselves. -Howie about the bed
About a minute was as long as you could take a shower, so I didn't. -AJ about the shower
Knowing me, we would have hit turbulence and I would have fallen out of the shower. -AJ
We had fun trying to break them. We'd open them up then push the button again and again. -Brian about the "Star Trek doors"
I'm Cubby and that's JoJo. We're DJ's. -Cubby the DJ on the plane with the BOys
They came back from wrestling and were like "guys this is history." Kevin about AJ and Nick talking about the history they were making.
Rollin, rollin, rollin! -Nick pretending to drive
We're landing in Tok-Yo! -Brian (he said it really funny)
We gonna see you again? Again? Are we going to see you again?! -Kevin asking the pilots if they'll see them again
Ai yai yai, it's...desolate... -AJ talking about the Tokyo airport (he had to stop and think of the word 'desolate')
I gotta call my wife, tell her I landed in Tokyo. Can't get no signal. -Brian
Gotta love my picture. Isn't that a great picture? -AJ showing people his drivers license
Welcome...to Tokyo... -Howie talking really slowly
Taxi drivers love us, they get a nice tab from the girls for following us to the hotels. -AJ
Come on ride the bus, come on ride it, oh oh! -Brian singing his own song (it's really funny, he 'oh oh's like Nick in ALAYLM)
There's a boat now. I hate boats. I get seasick. But if I turn white, don't get me hurlin', alright?! -AJ (he said it really seriously it was so funny)
See, they know. They know I smell cuz I wear the same clothes over and over again. -Nick on the fans noticing he smells
It was a terriaki burger from McDonalds... -Howie on the food
That's all the tuna that's in these damn things! -Howie on the food again
We're comin' through! Move over! Move! We're Americans! Comin' through! Thank you! -AJ trying to get the other boats in the way to move
It's kinda like a ghetto pirate thing goin' on. Kinda rapper like. I'm not sayin' I'm a rapper or anything. -AJ on his bandana
They said a 20 minute boat ride. That was not a 20 minute boat ride, that was like a 10 minute boat ride! -AJ
Yep, that'd be them. Well, we've reached our destination. -AJ looking at the fans at the harbor
We gotta do somethin' man! -Nick wanting to do something for the fans
Give 'em a little rock, you know what I'm sayin'?! -Nick getting ready to sing for the fans at the harbor
They told us all to put them on and say "G'day, mate!" -Brian about the hats they got in Australia
We are in Sydney, Australia. Down under, man. And I just lost my hat so that's why my hair looks bad. -Howie (in a Jamacain accent)
I'm chopped liver! -AJ singing a bizarre song on the top of the bus (there was more before that line but I couldn't understand it)
Nick, you wanna copa? -AJ asking something to Nick in Australian lingo
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! -Brian screaming when the tree came flying at his head on the top of the bus
Excuse me sir, wahhhhhhhh! -Nick not paying attention then realizing there's a tree branch going to kill him
The ol' man shot through! -AJ reading the Australian lingo book
I'm gonna lose a finger that way, dawg! -Nick about the dangerous trees
It was really weird, man. They had the fans in a square like they were gonna fight. -Nick about how the fans were set up
They had some fine ladies over there in Australia, man! -Nick
It was like a scene from Baywatch. -Howie about when the lifeguards gave them their BSB surf boards
I know about Vegemite. -Kevin at a press conference on 'what he knows about Australian culture'
I was playin' the song "The Land Down Under" on the way here. -Nick at the press conference
It's owned by the defense minister of Saudi Arabia. I'm serious! -Brian talking about the plane
We seem to be getting a lot more bras and panties these days. -AJ
Put it on Kev! -AJ about the bra thrown on stage
Put it on dawg, I dare ya! -Nick about the same bra
Back in the day it was all about teddy bears and cute things. Now it's all about the really...more...uhh...adult things. -AJ
It's about my size, actually. -AJ about the bra when he put it on
See, the question is, where did the bra come from? Did they bring it with them or take it off there then throw it on stage? That's the thing... -AJ
I hate flying, but I guess I kinda picked the wrong profession to not like flying. -AJ
I knew AJ was flyin' it cuz it'd go whoooaa! Whoooaaaa!! -Kevin about AJ piloting the plane
It looks like God could just go there and eat some breakfast or somethin'. -Nick about Table Mountain
Nice, phat, BMW ride is cool. -Kevin about the car that took him to the hotel
I was like the what?! The van?! What? Why?! Fine I'll do it for the team. -AJ on how he had to ride in the van instead of the Jag or BMW to the hotel
It's my squirrel, Skippy. -AJ petting something in the van that MIGHT have been a squirrel
I have no earthly idea where the hotel is. And uh, when we get there, I'll ya cuz uh, I dunno where is it. -AJ about where the hotel is
Welcome...to Cape Town... -Howie in his Jamacain accent
Tha's a big cat. -Nick about the cheetah
It was a little big for me. -Nick about the cheetah
Get your hand ripped off by a cheetah. What a great way to remember Cape Town. -AJ about the cheetah
It was the longest version of a song I've ever heard in my life! Der der der der! Der der der der! -Nick about the street band's song of ALAYLM
Here we are at our big, big plane... -AJ
We're off to Rio de Janero...Rio de mucho dinero... -AJ
Different than Tokyo ain't it? These people not calm. These people excited. -Kevin about the fans in Rio (the part after "ain't it?" is in a Jamacain accent)
What's up yo? -Brian talking to the fans from inside the bus
Ooh! Ouch! Ouch man! -All of them about a fan that fell in Rio
There they come...down the street... -AJ about the fans
Where are we goin'?! -Kevin on the bus sounding scared
Hey...say hi! -AJ in a girly voice to the fans
Canada...Canada?! -AJ about a fan's shirt on Rio
Down! Down! Easy girl! -All of them about a fan in Rio that attached herself to the back of the bus
We've been forced to ride in busses because the fans can actually tip vans over. -Brian
Oh god! Oh shiiiiiiiii....! -Nick in the background (no he didn't say the whole word)
No! No way! Listen, we're not getting out here! -Kevin to the security guard that wanted them to get off the bus
See, the dilemma we had was the door to get out of the bus was here *shows hands* and the hotel was over here *shows hands* so the door was on the wrong side of the damn bus! -AJ
Good luck, dude! -Nick to Brian who was going to get off the bus first
D, here's my chap stik. He's afraid to use the chap stik! -Kevin about Howie hesitant to use his chap stik
Holy shit! Shit man! -Nick in the background about the fans
We didn't know what the hell to do or say. -AJ about Rio
I actually got to fly a little bit but shhhhhh! -Kevin
It was completely off the damn chain. -AJ about Rio
I was very disoriented. -Brian (ok this really isn't meant to be funny but it is)
I tell ya, it's been one hell of a trip. We've been around the world. 26,000 fricken miles! -AJ
I'll be glad not to see them! I'm tired of Kevin, Nick, Howie! I'm tired of Brian! no more! 4 days is a long time with those guys. 4 days! -AJ
Welcome to my homeland. Right now I am in the transformation chair. -Howie getting makeup for arrival in NY