Date: May 05, 2002
Submitted By: Linda
Nick Quotes:
"A day without sunshine is like... ya know.... night."
"I think... therefore I am... I think."
"Consciousness is that annoying time between naps."
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?"
"I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."
"It's your right to be stupid, it doesn't mean you should be."
"When blondes have more fun... do they know it?"
"It's the BIG pedal on the right."
"I don't know, I don't care... and it doesn't make any difference anyway."
"The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action."
"I'm not deaf... I'm ignoring you."
"I can only please one person per day, today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either."
"I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost."
"I'm not as dumb as you look."
"The two lanes in a road go in different directions??? I never knew that!!!!"
"I think I've lost my mind... something that small is easy to misplace."
"Wasting time is an important part of life."
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem."
"Believe me, I'm really quiet and peaceful till I wake up."
"Most people quit looking for work when they find a job."
"Ok, so what's the speed of dark?"
"I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose."
"Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours."
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."
"I'm not a complete idiot.... some parts are missing."
"You're just jealous cause the voices talk to me."
"One day my ship will come in, but with my luck I'll be at the airport."
"Ever stop to think and forget to start again?"
"What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?"
"Don't follow me.... or you'll end up at my place."
"Do I look like a freakin people person?"
"If I throw a stick will you leave?"
"You look like sh*t... is that the style now?"
"I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem."
"Do you think illiterate people get the idea of alphabet soup?"
"Why are you following me? I'm lost too."
"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving isn't for you."
"I have gone out to find myself, if I should come back before I return, please ask me to wait."
"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."
"If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect... why practice?"
"Tell your little voices to SHUT UP! I can't hear mine."
"I love long walks... especially when taken by the ones who annoy me."
"I'm not a brat... I'm the brat."
"I wish I were you just so I could be friends with me."
"Everything about girls makes me really, really nervous. I flunked my algebra test because algebra has the word "bra" in it!!!!"
"If you think that something small cannot make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room."
"If you mixed wodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?"
"Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!"
"Please don't ask me what the score is, I'm not even sure what the game is."
"We are on the earth for the good of others. What others are here for, I don't know."
"Just when I finally figure out where it's at... somebody moves it."
"Some people say I'm superficial...but that's just on the surface."
"Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name!"
"My name is Nick... remember that, you'll be screaming it later."
"I've got a thirst baby and you smell like my Gatorade."
"My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to."
"If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public."
"I think I can die happy now... cuz I've seen a piece of heaven."
"Hi, my name is "Milk". I'll do your body good."
"Can I borrow a quarter? -(What for?)- I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams."
"I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?"
"Help the homeless. Take me home with you!"
"If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold IT against me?"
"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."