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Back - Index - Submissions - - What is RSS? Date: Oct 12, 2099 Source: The Ottawa Sun (October 9, 1999) Submitted By: SkAtErSrOx@aol.com [There's only a little mention of the Boys in this article but the Spears piece was funny] BOYS WILL BE BOYS WILL BE ... Saturday, October 9, 1999 By JOSHUA OSTROFF BACKSTREET BALKS: Uberboyband The Backstreet Boys have unilaterally cancelled their contract with Jive Records, allegedly because of the recent signing of bubblegum doppelgangers 'N Sync. Apparently the BSB were unwilling to share Britney Spears. BOOB TUBE: Speaking of Spears, in an interview with TV Guide, the pop tart tried to deflate rumours of a boob job by saying she went through a growth spurt with her weight increasing from 105 to 130 pounds. I guess that makes 'em at least 12.5 pounds each. FILM FLOP: After helming their last video shoot, Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst has been hired to direct his first Hollywood movie. It's called How to Succeed in Business Without Any Talent. THANK U MTV: Alanis Morissette announced she would be releasing an MTV Unplugged album next month. Unfortunately, word has it the microphone was, in fact, plugged in. DAVID'S NO DOPE: Glam guru David Bowie told USA Today he is quitting drugs. In other news, hell has apparently frozen over. POCK STAR: Bryan Adams will appear in the buff on the cover of his upcoming greatest hits collection Best of Me. Nope, that shiver that just ran down your spine isn't someone walking over your grave. TRISHA'S TEARS: Country crooner Trisha Yearwood is filing for divorce from her husband citing her need to be really depressed in order to write her next album. BIG BLUE: John Popper, singer for Blues Traveler, cancelled his upcoming solo tour for health reasons. He noticed he's really fat. BILL'S BALLS: After Bill Clinton pledged to forgive the debt by the world's poorest nations, U2's Bono praised Clinton for having "real balls." Didn't the DNA evidence already prove that? PHISH HEADS: Twenty-six concert goers were busted on drug charges during a Phish concert in Iowa. The Iowa State Daily reported law enforcement officials were "surprised by the prevalence of drug use surrounding the event." Drugs? At a Phish show? No way those cops could've predicted that one. BLACKLIST: Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne requested his aging band be taken off the nomination list for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. "Forget about us," he wrote in a statement. "The nomination is meaningless because it's voted on by the supposed elite of the industry and the media." Jeez, don't bite our heads off. Comment on this item. Recent Comments Submitted by: awesome seo oChVFZ I was recommended this blog by my cousin. I am not sure whether this post is written by him as nobody else know such detailed about my trouble. You are incredible! Thanks! Comment on this item. Next Item: Flexing muscle Prev Item: What's In Your Fridge?